So I have this friend who I host a radio show with. His name is Mervin and he has some interesting views on females. I would not call him a "ladies man" and he is very good at making obscure references that 99% of college age girls not comprehend. And he is an economics major which makes his perspective on this world very black and white. What is so interesting about Mervin is he always talks about how he needs to get laid, but this dude never goes to parties (That is where the magic happens! By "magic" I mean having sex with a random girl or random guy, shoutout to the folk who have had sex with a random guy and a random girl in the same night at different times, that is an impressive feat that only a true people person (or attractive person or drugged out individual) could accomplish! So Mervin does not attend parties yet he is looking to get laid. What is a person to do in this predicament? I think I have come up with a solution. GET INTO PORN! This is the perfect scenario for a person like Mervin.
Here is a description of porn that is great:
Porn, in general is a wild and crazy thing. It’s (sometimes) beautiful women and men doing something that’s really, really fun, but for whatever reason the lions share of the people who do it have terrible unhealthy relationships with fucking. It’s such a weird and wild scene. That’s like if the only people in the NBA were people that hated basketball or had serious trauma because their dads used to sneak in to their room at night and make em practice lay ups.
Mervin probably will not be getting involved with Porn. The barriers to entry to be an actor in that industry are probably pretty high (About as high as the performers). With the barriers being as they are I was thinking that maybe Mervin should start his own Porn Production company, the barriers to entry in this regard are very low. I read that most boom mic operators (all they really do is hold a mic) in the industry quit within the first week because the work environment is so fucking crazy (because of the crazy fucking). Yes, Mervin should use his economic prowess and apply it to the porn industry!
This post has no real conclusion and did not really go anywhere, it's a pretty fake post, sorta like porn.
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