Dreams

I had a dream last night. I don’t dream all that often, at least I don’t remember my dreams all that often. In said dream I was inside a 2 story house setting up a concert for, get this, De La Soul and Jurassic 5.

Jurassic 5 was about to perform, the show was going to start and I was like, “Where is Charlie Tuna?” One of the members looks around in bewilderment and then I started rapping Charlie Tuna’s verse from “What’s Golden,” the member who was looking around confused joined in and we had a singalong. And then, because of my rapping skillzzzzz, J5 realized they can’t have a J5 show without Charlie Tuna and the members of J5 were like, “Let’s call him up!” So they did.

Charlie Tuna then arrives and he's all tired, he had just woken up. "Man, why we playing all these small shows lately, welp, at least you got my ass out of bed." Charlie Tuna said inside of my dream.


Then, because there was nobody inside this house I started thinking to myself, "how in the hell is J5 going to play for a room comprised of the members of De La Soul, me, and 3 other random people?" So I walk down the stairs and then outside the 2 story house and there is this bbq/party going on across the street filled with hipsters. I just walk up and start yelling, “Hey everybody, there is a hip-hop show happening in that house (I then pointed to the house), does anyone like hip-hop?” And then I start asking individual hipsters, “Do you like hip-hop? Do you like hip-hop?” Then I yell again, “It’s a free show. It features Jurassic 5 and De La Soul.” And finally a few people are like, “yeah! I like hip-hop, lets go” and start filing into the house. And then I woke up.